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  1. Dragonfree - Today at 5:35 PM  
  2. The sun rose once again over mafialand. When the townspeople gathered in the square for another meeting, they found Chibi Pika's body lying on the charred remains of yesterday's bonfire. The mortician's investigation reveals they were stabbed at least seven times in the back. Their house is full of flowers and puppies, notes on the birthdates of everyone in town and plans for adorable presents for every one of them. Clearly, they were not mafia.  
  3.   
  4. Chibi Pika - Today at 5:35 PM  
  5. friggin hell :stuck_out_tongue:  
  6. you guys are screwed  
  7.   
  8. Mezzopiano - Today at 5:36 PM  
  9. Looks like this Pika is now chibified, permanently.  
  10.   
  11. Tangent - Today at 5:36 PM  
  12. Well.  
  13.   
  14. ConflictedPsyches - Today at 5:36 PM  
  15. Ok, well, the odds are in our favor, there's what, 4 of us?  
  16.   
  17. Super Waifu Maker - Today at 5:36 PM  
  18. Lol  
  19.   
  20. AKU - Today at 5:36 PM  
  21. Oh dear. Who could've done this?  
  22.   
  23. Tangent - Today at 5:36 PM  
  24. 2 of us are Mafia, 2 of us are not.  
  25.   
  26. ConflictedPsyches - Today at 5:36 PM  
  27. Tangent, Mezzy, Aku, and myself, right?  
  28.   
  29. Mezzopiano - Today at 5:36 PM  
  30. "The odds are in our favor" sounds like a very mafia thing to say in this situation.  
  31.   
  32. AKU - Today at 5:36 PM  
  33. It does really  
  34.   
  35. ConflictedPsyches - Today at 5:36 PM  
  36. Well, I trust Mezzy implicitly, all other info being equal. :stuck_out_tongue:  
  37.   
  38. AKU - Today at 5:37 PM  
  39. Psyche are you hiding something?  
  40.   
  41. Mezzopiano - Today at 5:37 PM  
  42. Sorry, sweetheart, but I'm gonna have to put forth my vote for Psyche.  
  43.   
  44. ConflictedPsyches - Today at 5:37 PM  
  45. I don't know what y'all are talking about, I already gave you my knifes.  
  46.   
  47. AKU - Today at 5:37 PM  
  48. Psyche are you... points Ace Attorney style The Mafia?  
  49.   
  50. ConflictedPsyches - Today at 5:37 PM  
  51. Wait, et tu, Mezzy? 3:  
  52.   
  53. AKU - Today at 5:37 PM  
  54. I vote Pysche  
  55.   
  56. Super Waifu Maker - Today at 5:37 PM  
  57. (He's actually a cute cat)  
  58.   
  59. Tangent - Today at 5:38 PM  
  60. Psyche, your girlfriend is Mafia. But I won't demand you kill her. AKU is Mafia too. I am the Inspector, and you are a Villager.  
  61.   
  62. ConflictedPsyches - Today at 5:38 PM  
  63. Wait, uh  
  64.   
  65. Mezzopiano - Today at 5:38 PM  
  66. That's a very bold claim to make there.  
  67.   
  68. Tangent - Today at 5:38 PM  
  69. There's no game-theory benefit to me hiding it when it's down to 4 people.  
  70.   
  71. AKU - Today at 5:38 PM  
  72. How can we trust your word Tangent?  
  73.   
  74. ConflictedPsyches - Today at 5:38 PM  
  75. I vote Aku, then!  
  76.   
  77. Chibi Pika - Today at 5:38 PM  
  78. dammit I actually have legit suspicions now, not based on randomness, but alas, I cannot tell  
  79.   
  80. ConflictedPsyches - Today at 5:38 PM  
  81. Aku  
  82.   
  83. Tangent - Today at 5:38 PM  
  84. AKU, both because of general shiftiness and because I inspected him.  
  85.   
  86. ConflictedPsyches - Today at 5:39 PM  
  87. So, that's a tie, then. 3:  
  88.   
  89. AKU - Today at 5:39 PM  
  90. Look all you will find in my home are pictures of pizza and girls with thick legs and hips.  
  91.   
  92. ConflictedPsyches - Today at 5:39 PM  
  93. girls that you murdered? with pizza?  
  94.   
  95. Dragonfree - Today at 5:40 PM  
  96. So are these votes final? Anyone having doubts?  
  97.   
  98. AKU - Today at 5:40 PM  
  99. Why? For the meme of course. E X T R A  T H I C C  
  100.   
  101. Mezzopiano - Today at 5:40 PM  
  102. My vote is staying on Psyche.  
  103.   
  104. ConflictedPsyches - Today at 5:40 PM  
  105. I mean, if Tangent's the inspector, I have no reason to doubt that, and everyone else was already voting against me, I can't exactly change my vote now. ^_^;  
  106.   
  107. AKU - Today at 5:41 PM  
  108. How do you know he's not a liar?  
  109.   
  110. The Ghost Lord - Today at 5:41 PM  
  111. noms incorporeal popcorn.  
  112.   
  113. ConflictedPsyches - Today at 5:41 PM  
  114. I literally cannot change my vote or I die. :stuck_out_tongue:  
  115.   
  116. Tangent - Today at 5:41 PM  
  117. But I will observe for the ghost's benefit that Psyche would be a goner if I hadn't tied the vote, while if I was a Mafia, killing her would leave me and my partner free to kill the last villager.  
  118.   
  119. Dragonfree - Today at 5:41 PM  
  120. steals some of Umbra's popcorn  
  121.   
  122. Mezzopiano - Today at 5:41 PM  
  123. Only if Psyche isn't the other mafia, that is.  
  124.   
  125. Chibi Pika - Today at 5:41 PM  
  126. (this is getting good :stuck_out_tongue: )  
  127.   
  128. AKU - Today at 5:42 PM  
  129. For all we know Psyche and Tangent are the Mafia trying to save face  
  130.   
  131. Tangent - Today at 5:42 PM  
  132. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IfqIx2-EZzA  
  133. YouTube  
  134. Lazarus Pokrovskii  
  135. Death Note - L's thinking (Taniuchi Hideki - Saiku)  
  136.   
  137.   
  138. ConflictedPsyches - Today at 5:42 PM  
  139. You do realize, this doesn't actually get us anywhere? we're deadlocked, and deliberating is kinda pointless.  
  140.   
  141. AKU - Today at 5:42 PM  
  142. Think about the fact that Psyche got Crow killed. We got swept up and a innocent died  
  143. I guess it is down to Pika to tiebreak  
  144.   
  145. Mezzopiano - Today at 5:43 PM  
  146. Now if the votes are tied, then isn't it the last person who died who gets the tiebreaker?  
  147.   
  148. Dragonfree - Today at 5:43 PM  
  149. Shall I bring in Chibi's ghost to settle this?  
  150.   
  151. AKU - Today at 5:43 PM  
  152. Since they were the last one that died.  
  153. Yes  
  154.   
  155. Tangent - Today at 5:43 PM  
  156. Ghost is needed, yes.  
  157.   
  158. ConflictedPsyches - Today at 5:43 PM  
  159. I will say, the four people still standing were the four people that killed Crow  
  160.   
  161. Dragonfree - Today at 5:44 PM  
  162. The townspeople consult spirit medium Maya Fey, who channels the spirit of Chibi Pika.  
  163.   
  164. ConflictedPsyches - Today at 5:45 PM  
  165. (also, this choice does kinda make or break the game, if the person who dies is innocent, that's 2-1 in favor of Mafia, which means we lose)  
  166.   
  167. Dragonfree - Today at 5:45 PM  
  168. You may cast one deciding vote. No further discussion is allowed. 

 
 

 
 
 
 
 
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