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  1. ✳ The new history teacher was terrifying!  
  2.   
  3. ∗ The Ebottown population had practically tripled over the summer.  
  4.   
  5. ∗ Monsters outnumbered humans two-to-one, so the diversity of the school's new staff was little surprise.  
  6.   
  7. ✳ The dagger-fanged, red-ponytailed fish pirate standing atop her desk in Annex 5 was a big surprise!  
  8.   
  9. UNDYNE: HUMANS OF EARTH!  
  10.   
  11. UNDYNE: *snort* *tee-hee* (I always wanted to say that!)  
  12.   
  13. UNDYNE: I am Undyne! Your martial-arts coach!  
  14.   
  15. ∗ She pointed a spear at the whiteboard.  
  16.   
  17. ∗ The whiteboard said "Mrs. UNDYNE, YOUR MARTIAL ARTS COACH!"  
  18.   
  19. ✳ The students started to wonder if they were in the wrong room?  
  20.   
  21. ∗ A girl in the second row spoke up.  
  22.   
  23. MIRIA: Ms. Undyne? I thought this was History class...  
  24.   
  25. ✳ Then the teacher threw the spear at her desk!  
  26.   
  27. MIRIA: Whoa!  
  28.   
  29. UNDYNE: I am also your History teacher!  
  30.   
  31. ∗ She materialized a new spear with her magic, to much ooing and awwing from the class.  
  32.   
  33. ∗ She then pointed it as the whiteboard, where the class now noticed a smaller line of text.  
  34.   
  35. ∗ "AND YOUR HISTORY TEACHER"  
  36.   
  37. UNDYNE: Because there's a rule that sport coaches have to be teachers!!!  
  38.   
  39. ✳ Then she jumped off her desk and...  
  40.   
  41. ∗ Suplexed it. Just because she could.  
  42.   
  43. UNDYNE: But history can be awesome! I know this old guy, Gerson, who has the most amazing war stories!  
  44.   
  45. UNDYNE: ...they usually. end. with. humans. killing. monsters.  
  46.   
  47. ∗ The humans in the class started shivering.  
  48.   
  49. ✳ The monsters too!  
  50.   
  51. UNDYNE: But you won't be learning that lame stuff today!  
  52.   
  53. UNDYNE: This semester I'm supposed to teach you about the Revolutionary War!  
  54.   
  55. UNDYNE: When Benjamin Franklin built a giant robot to take on the British Armada and the Hessian Clan!  
  56.   
  57. ∗ This was news to a boy sitting in the back.  
  58.   
  59. ISAAC: They didn't have giant robots back then!  
  60.   
  61. UNDYNE: ...oh?  
  62.   
  63. ISAAC: *gulp*  
  64.   
  65. UNDYNE: Are you challenging me?  
  66.   
  67. ✳ The teacher smiled in a very toothy way.  
  68.   
  69. ISAAC: w-well...  
  70.   
  71. ∗ The boy was sorely tempted to make a dash for the door, but something kept him rooted in one place.  
  72.   
  73. UNDYNE: Because A TRUE SCHOLAR ISN'T AFRAID TO CHALLENGE ANYBODY!  
  74.   
  75. UNDYNE: Now ENGUARDE! Hit me with the COLD HARD FACTS OF JUSTICE!!!  
  76.   
  77. ∗ Undyne allowed Isaac to make the first move.  
  78.   
  79. ISAAC: W-well, I c-can't cite my sources when I'm stuck like this, b-but...  
  80.   
  81. ISAAC: I always heard that Tesla invented the first robots- of any kind.  
  82.   
  83. ISAAC: A-and even then his secrets were lost to history!  
  84.   
  85. ISAAC: So if he was born after the Revolutionary War...  
  86.   
  87. UNDYNE: ...  
  88.   
  89. ✳ She made that smile again...  
  90.   
  91. UNDYNE: Excellent argument! You have until class tomorrow to find citations.  
  92.   
  93. UNDYNE: If you're right, you get a billion points of extra credit!  
  94.   
  95. UNDYNE: If you're wrong... well, taking your SOUL would be in bad form, so I'll just make you admit it to the class.  
  96.   
  97. UNDYNE: Now, if you'll all turn to page 17...  
  98.   
  99. ∗ The new history teacher was awesome. 

 
 

 
 
 
 
 
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